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ABOVE: Morgan Tsvangirai on a holiday with his South African flame Nosipho Regina Shilubane and (RIGHT) a badly bruised Elton Mangoma soon after he was assaulted outside Harvest House for daring to call for the MDC-T president’s ouster

Back in the village, in the land of milk, honey and dust or Guruve, if a cockroach wants to rule over chickens, it must hire a fox as a bodyguard. The recent events in MDC-T where party president Morgan Tsvangirai tricked national deputy treasurer Elton Mangoma and youth leader Promise Mkwananzi into a trap where they were bashed silly by red-eyed party youths at the party headquarters, much to the chagrin of the world of reason, must have shown the world how Tsvangirai himself has suddenly realised that he has become a fat cockroach among chickens. Morgan, Morgan, Morgan!

The village soothsayer, the ageless autochthon of wisdom and knowledge, says the only legacy Tsvangirai will leave this country is sexcellence, violence and puppetry.

Oh, hail the knight of sexcellence and violence! The master of puppetry! Sir Morgan!

Sensing danger, Sir Morgan desperately set youths against his own senior party cadres, in a clear show of the violence that he has always advocated.

Village elders remember that infamous “What I want to tell (President) Mugabe today is that please go peacefully or we will remove you violently!”

Over the years, Europe has tried to brash that aside and market Sir Morgan as a guarantor of Zimbabwe’s democratic, prosperous and peaceful future. Fetid and stupid!

Here is a supposed “revolution” that is now eating its own children! It has largely left senior party officials in the MDC-T living in fear of saying anything that my turn out to be unpalatable to their leader. Do village elders not say a man who uses violence is bereft of ideas? Is this democracy? Has the party changed its name from Movement for Democratic Change-Tsvangirai, to Movement for Destroying Tsvangirai’s Challengers?

Has the party not become a loud fart heard as far afield as Europe, but signifying nothing?

Where this villager comes from, milk and honey have different colours and taste but they share the same home peacefully!
Back in the village, when you see a tortoise on top of fence post, you certainly know someone has helped it get up there, for it has no capacity.

It is fact and not fiction that the United States of America and its European allies helped Sir Morgan get to where he is today.
It is fact not fiction that the knight learnt his politics from them and that his views on homosexuality, violence, sexcellence and puppetry, etc, are borrowed and supported by them.

Given that the most violent governments are in Europe, especially the US, Britain and France, who have killed thousands in Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya and so on, the beating of Mangoma and Mkwananzi, might appear child’s play to sir Morgan.

His masters have done much worse things and even killed en masse! Sir Morgan obviously derives his inspiration from them.
How Mangoma was exposed to his attackers by Sir Morgan was certainly rehearsed movie style and the poor and innocent Mangoma found himself a soft punchbag.

Poor Elton, Sir Morgan is not only a master of sexcellence, like you wrote in your letter, he is a master of violence and deception, too. Of course, a leader who does not take advice is not a leader. A malady that is incurable is folly.

The most reasonable of all in MDC-T know for a fact that the party leadership has not only been lying to the world but even to itself. Sir Morgan, for instance has lied, not only to world but also to himself that there were no sanctions imposed on Zimbabwe and lived his lies until an election defeat reminded him.

Sir Morgan has been lying not only to a bevy of women but also to the world and himself that he is the best man, the macho man, until marital issues weighed him down into an abyss.

Sir Morgan even lied to his biggest handler, British Ambassador Deborah Bronnert that one constituency in Muzarabani had more than 11 000 people assisted to vote.

The poor girl must have been very annoyed when she learnt that she was sold a dummy but she probably immediately remembered that it was the British who had created this big liar. “After all, we created Sir Morgan and taught him to lie!” she must have blushed and quipped.

Sir Morgan’s sex exploits with a coterie of women has become the centre of a huge debate in his political party, and those who have dared say it out like Mangoma have been flogged like young boys.

The biggest lesson from Mangoma’s beating is that Sir Morgan has become so much of a big-headed mafia boss who has created gangsters to deal with all opposing voices within his party.

It is stupid of the knight to think the world can believe that he did not set up Mangoma for beating.

If he did not then, he has lost control of the party, for, how can young boys beat their elders like they are beating boys from the neighbourhood?

The mafia type politics have become Sir Morgan’s mainstay.
Back in the village, no sun sets without leaving behind its history.

As the political sun of Sir Morgan sets, its silhouette on the horizon, this villager shall always remember his sexcellence, violence and puppetry.

There is no serious problem with a revolution until its starts eating its own children. The cotton tuft hair on the heads of village elders is not decoration, never!