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and silver-lined clouds before landing here to meet in the ambience of the Victoria Falls.
The village soothsayer, the ageless autochthon of knowledge and wisdom, contends that the United Nations World Tourism Organisation inspectors currently in the country will leave satisfied with what they will see here.
Upstream the Victoria Falls, this villager watched a school of hippos flock together, male rivalry heating up in bloody territorial conquest and the vanquished male is forced to lurk hapless on Kandaha Island until it gathers sufficient confidence to mount another challenge.
This is routine activity as the fight for family ascendency always reaches fever pitch towards the mating season.
Somewhere on the bank, a crocodile, that huge monster of a reptile smashes through the thick riverine undergrowth, like a turbo-charged engine towards the water, smashing into the river in sudden sluggishness, before disappearing into the raging waters.
An array of high-powered boats puff, hobble and nod on the instigation of the waves and the high currency, much to the delight of the passengers, while canoes ward of the deadly waters. 
The boats range from those carrying 8 people to those double decks carrying up to 120 people.
Here visitors have the high chance of seeing the crocodiles and the hippos at close range. That huge hippo yawn is almost the preserve of the Zambezi River.
But it should be known that the hippo is the most lethal water mammal and getting too close to it raises one’s adrenaline. The sunset cruise, which is a must, gives away the silhouette ghost of sunset, where acres and acres of camera space have been gobbled in pictures to avert ephemeral memories.
Meanwhile, the Zambezi River continues carrying heaven’s vomit to the Indian Ocean, unperturbed by the events. Then there is the dinner cruise, on the water of the mighty Zambezi, Africa’s fourth largest river, after the Congo, Nile and Niger.
The Victoria Falls, the inexplicable geomorphological splendour is located almost half the length of the river and here, nature’s exhaustless generosity slashes mother earth into falls were millions of gallons of water plunge about 700 metres into an abyss of a plunge pool aptly named, the boiling pot.
A spiting distance from the falls is the Big Tree, the 1 500-year old baobab tree under-which colonial expansionist and explorer David Livingstone spent his night, a day before he was led by Sussi and Chuma him to the falls. Legend has it that the Big Tree, which was later to hog Zimbabwe’s 10 cent piece, was the epicentre of the BaTonga, BaNambya and BaToka’s rainmaking ceremonies and traditional beer drinking binges.
Livingstone slept under the Big Tree specifically to defy the spirits of the local power since he was a missionary but while there he heard a roaring sound, which murdered his sleep. He asked the two locals and was told that the sound was from Mosi-oa Tunya. When he got there, lo and behold, he named the falls after the Queen of England, Victoria.   
As the heaven’s vomit flows in through the Devils Cataract, the Danger Falls, its roaring sound which is accompanied by the melodious sound of birds makes perfect music for the wildlife in the wetland. The ever cascading rain drops from the rainy forest are an endorsement of the spirits of the land of BaNambya, the BaTonga and BaToka. 
Down the falls, there is little food for the fish and no crocodile survives the 700 metres plunge so a lot of activities have been arranged over the years, where one is only afraid of the water and the mythical Nyaminyami.
Here, there rapids, where helmeted, safety-jacket wearing water devils, do play in the frothing water.
You will be able to go to the boiling point and view the falls from underneath, a privilege which many visitors to the falls do not enjoy. You are also able to see those doing gorge swing, bungi jumping and gliding.
Here again, the water moves at its fastest, at times going at 200km per hour, turning and twisting between stones and plunge pools and narrow gorges.
In terms of international natural cataracts and rapids are graded to number 6.  Zambezi just below the Victoria Falls is rated up to five. This is called commercial suicide. You do it at the risk of your life. The Zambezi has 24 cataracts. While down the river surfing or rafting, there is buzz of the helicopters, flying above the falls, aptly named the Flight of the Angels!
There are two helicopter companies each in Zambia and Zimbabwe. The flight above the falls is a must.
This villager had an experience at the Lunar Rainbow. For three days in a month, when there is no cloud, tourists are privileged to visit the falls at night. It was a marvel.
Moonlight slanted down through the leaves and blossoms of the rain forest, making whimsical coloured patterns that flickered on the falls, giving birth to a rainbow. Save for the plunge of the water, there was silence in their air, a faint warm breeze stirred the sleepy leaves, bringing with it fragrance of flowering grass and trees, and a breath of something languid, inducing idleness, voluptuousness and strangeness.
As we watched the falls again, this villager saw the green grass turning gold from the dainty patches of light that flickered and quivered as though they were living. Then they were fire-coloured butterflies, that made the grass under the trees look like it was about to catch fire. The Victoria Falls is something else. It is a place where everyone, including villagers should enjoy themselves.
There is no doubt that those who will attend the UNWTO General Assembly will enjoy themselves, like this villager did. The Zambezi River remains quiet.